Today everybodys facebook was all OMG MOVING BACK TO OTTAWA! OMG 4 DAYS TILL MONTREAL! CANT WAIT! so I made my status “Moving back to Mongolia tomorrow! Had a great summer! I’ll miss you all!” and now I’m so pumped because a lot of people are actually believing it and that’s my dream come true. MY MOMS FRIEND BELIEVES IT!!!!!!!! I know she’ll see my mom at church and be like “Oh Monica, I see mikey is going back to Mongolia..” NOT EVEN GOING TO! GOING BACK TO!!! HAHAHAHA FRIGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I’m soo0o0o0o0o excited.
In other news I thought of another awesome lie. I’m going to post a picture of a sonogram and write “We’re so excited to meet you <3” as the caption. OMG THAT’D BE GOLDEN!!!!! I’m sure everybody from highschool and shit will be like MICHAEL WAS THE FIRST TO HAVE A KID!?!?!? DOES HE EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE A BABY!?!?!?!
JOKES ON THEM!!! I DONT KNOW HOW!!!
Oh Sing to a baby. TAO TAO not TO A choruead…
Sing the song “Hey Baby, Hey Baby Hey! GIRLS SAY! BOYS SAY!” like this from now on “Hey Baby, Hey Baby Hey! CHICKENS!!! TURKEYS!!!!”